I wish i was in the wii world.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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