I hate your face
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
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