All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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