How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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