is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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