i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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