just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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