shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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