and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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