she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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