stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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