just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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