I got chris browned last night
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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