that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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