i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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