Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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