know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
