my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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