okay pat passed out under dana's car
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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