I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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