school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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