can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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