haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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