my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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