some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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