Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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