Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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