I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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