I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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