Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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