is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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