so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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