i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Randomize
