idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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