you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Farmville is her only friend.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
