Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
God, I missed his penis.
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