I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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