today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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