Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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