We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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