my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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