I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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