Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
tell me about the fingering
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