Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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