Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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