i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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