You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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