the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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