I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize