Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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