Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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