btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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