I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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