He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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