Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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