Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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